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10-20-2005, 10:43 PM

Are you kidding? Simple.

1. "The Thing" - John Carpenter's masterpiece. Even if it doesn't scare her totally, I'll bet she nearly pisses her pants at the defibrillator scene.

2. "The Exorcist - The Version You've Never Seen" - I'll back Dag on this one but get this version specifically. The spider walk is just over the top.

3. "Alien" - Oh yeah, baby. The 1979 original. Superb horror.

4. "Se7en" - It was ten years ago so it wasn't really HER time. This is one of the most brilliant psychological horror films ever made. Period.

5. Any homemade porn of you and your husband - GUARANTEED to scar any kid for life. Simply horrifying. So scary even I wouldn't watch it.

So there you go. I hope 80% of those help.

10-20-2005, 10:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
NewRomantic Guest Posts: n/a Casino cash: $	Re: I need to scare the pants off my 10 year old Are you kidding? Simple. 1. "The Thing" - John Carpenter's masterpiece. Even if it doesn't scare her totally, I'll bet she nearly pisses her pants at the defibrillator scene. 2. "The Exorcist - The Version You've Never Seen" - I'll back Dag on this one but get this version specifically. The spider walk is just over the top. 3. "Alien" - Oh yeah, baby. The 1979 original. Superb horror. 4. "Se7en" - It was ten years ago so it wasn't really HER time. This is one of the most brilliant psychological horror films ever made. Period. 5. Any homemade porn of you and your husband - GUARANTEED to scar any kid for life. Simply horrifying. So scary even I wouldn't watch it. So there you go. I hope 80% of those help.