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I won't be seeing it opening weekend for several reasons:

1. The huge amount of mental jobs that'll go clog the cinema dressed up like Batmen and Jokers opening weekend. I dealt with in 1989. Once was enough.

2. No babysitter as usual and I'm not taking my kid to this. You can label me overcautious if you want but I still ain't takin' him.

3. That happens to be the weekend right before my 7th wedding anniversary and I don't think the wife would consider a Batman movie celebrating. No, I KNOW she wouldn't.

4. My stuck-up sister-in-law had TWINS right around our anniversary so every year she holds a goddamned EPIC GALA for these kids (which kills any plans we might EVER be able to make EVERY FUCKING YEAR). Just what they need as they're already stuck up and nasty and think they're better than everyone else JUST LIKE THEIR MOM. (For those not in the know, this is the same broad that intimated to my wife that I wasn't doing a good job raising my son and treated him poorly. You know, the son that just won three academic awards in school and isn't conceited or nasty at all. And she never apologized.) Anyhow, my son is expected there so that's that. And NO, I'm not going. That would intimate that I support such things.

However, I will very likely go sometime on a weeknight right after opening weekend. After a mediocre if not just BAD Indiana Jones experience in May, I'm really gunning for a great Batman moment in July.