When Chuck Norris sues you...

[Rice_Cube]

...you may not live to see the verdict

Chuck has no sense of humor

Chuck Norris has no sense of humour? Oh, that's not true. Chuck Norris is actually quite a nice fellow. And when he comes to give you that roundhouse kick to the head for what you said about him, I'll be immune to harm.

I know Norris has enjoyed these little facts in the past. Hell, they had him read off a top ten list of them on "The Best Damn Sports Show Ever". I imagine it's more a case of "Um, hey, guys? If you're gonna use my name, you could at least PAY me something." I wouldn't be surprised if this gets settled long before it seriously sees a courtroom. I hope so. The trail of bodies could be long if they make Chuck REAL mad.

[Jessica]

I daresay he's probably getting tired of it as well. These facts started in what? 2005?

A joke can only go on for so long.

[Rice_Cube]

I did enjoy the Mountain Dew commercial