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MSNBC:
The Texas mother who helped her daughter win a Hannah Montana essay contest by making up a story about the girl's father being a soldier killed by a roadside bomb in Iraq says she made a terrible mistake and hopes she can be forgiven.
"I meant no disrespect. I just made a bad decision which I sincerely regret, Priscilla Ceballos told TODAY co-host Matt Lauer in a prepared statement she read from Friday. "I apologize to my daughter for getting her mixed up in his mess. I wanted to help my daughter realize her dream of seeing Hannah Montana. Instead, I brought so much negative attention to my family. Please accept my heartfelt apology, and please, do not punish my child for my mistake."
I'm not sure which of these things is more pathetic:
1. That she lied about the girl's father dying in Iraq
2. That she lied about the girl's father dying in Iraq to get something as pathetic as Hannah Montana tickets
3. That seeing Hannah Montana is ANYONE'S dream
4. That she dared go on national television with these fucking "eyebrows"
Hey, someone get me a Sharpie. I think I need a John Waters mustache, a tribal tattoo, and those eyebrows.
I am proud to say that I NEVER did my eyebrows like that. The dark makeup, yes. The Sharpie eyebrows, no. And the arched parts are on the wrong sides.
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