Just like 8 Mile...

[RothRandom]

Talk about things going really wrong...

KOKOMO, Ind. - Police say a man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store. A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry Tuesday morning demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes.

The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.

Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured.

A short time later, police found Derrick Kosch, 25, at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg. He was expected to have surgery at a hospital.

Police plan to charge him with armed robbery.

This was in KOKOMO?! And to think the Beach Boys tried to talk me into thinking it was a pleasant, friendly beach resort twenty years ago. YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYBODY ANYMORE!!!

[Midas]

Originally Posted by NewRomantic

This was in KOKOMO?! And to think the Beach Boys tried to talk me into thinking it was a pleasant, friendly beach resort twenty years ago. YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYBODY ANYMORE!!!

See? That song is nothing but a melody of LIES!

Originally Posted by Midas

See? That song is nothing but a melody of LIES!

It IS a pack of lies! They said it was "off the Florida Keys"! Indiana ain't off the Florida Keys! They said it was where you wanna go "to get away from it all"! How can you get away from it all when people are robbing you and shooting themselves in the daddybag? I hereby dub them the BITCH Boys. No wonder Brian Wilson went bonkers.