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I bring joyous Independence Day wishes to all of our dandy American board members. Remember these few safety tips to enjoy your day.
1. Drink plenty of alcohol.
2. Set off plenty of fireworks.
3. Set off plenty of fireworks while drinking.
4. Ignore those second-degree burns and set off more fireworks while drinking.
5. Drink and blow up more crap after duct-taping finger back on.
6. After you've blown up everything and stapled all anatomical bits back on where they go, have a burger, a braut, AND a steak. And another drink. You'll need it.
IT'S WHAT THE FOUNDING FATHERS WOULD HAVE WANTED!!!!!
It's only illegal if you get caught. Come on, man, live a little. The drinking helps with that.
"Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it!"
-The Simpsons
We took Jason to the park today. About 50 Black families were camped out at the park barbecuing. I was drooling from the smells by the time we left. I would have done some grilling of my own, but our grill met an unfortunate end when the wind blew it off our balcony.
And where would I have bought them? Being illegal in the state, you just can't run out and buy 'em, ya know.
Hey, you are only one state away from the "Live free or die" state....where you can ride a motorcycle without a helmet, not wear a seatbelt, buy cigarettes for under $4 per pack and purchase fireworks 365 days a year and with NO sales taxes. God Bless America and the great state of New Hampshire.
Hey, you are only one state away from the "Live free or die" state....where you can ride a motorcycle without a helmet, not wear a seatbelt, buy cigarettes for under $4 per pack and purchase fireworks 365 days a year and with NO sales taxes. God Bless America and the great state of New Hampshire.
Hey, does New Hampshire need a chemical engineer and a househusband/Internet DJ? Because I'm ready to move there RIGHT NOW. I'm gonna live free AND die hard. Woo hoo hoo!
I'm sure someone there needs that. Be afraid of the property taxes, though. Be very afraid.
What are you talking about? We're just gonna move in with Pandora. I mean, part of the state motto is "Live FREE", is it not? So that's what we're gonna do.
Although I suppose I should be afraid of her striking back since the other part of the motto is "or DIE!!!!!!!!"
I'm sure someone there needs that. Be afraid of the property taxes, though. Be very afraid.
And that is why I rent. But there are no state income taxes either.
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Originally Posted by NewRomantic
What are you talking about? We're just gonna move in with Pandora. I mean, part of the state motto is "Live FREE", is it not? So that's what we're gonna do.
Although I suppose I should be afraid of her striking back since the other part of the motto is "or DIE!!!!!!!!"
My husband said that I am not the one you need to worry about but he would reconsider the "or die" part if you bring Jack Daniels and you pick up the tab for the Lamont.
Hey, you are only one state away from the "Live free or die" state....where you can ride a motorcycle without a helmet, not wear a seatbelt, buy cigarettes for under $4 per pack and purchase fireworks 365 days a year and with NO sales taxes. God Bless America and the great state of New Hampshire.
Isn't that funny? I never much thouht about it, but Ohio, you can buy and let off all the fireworks you want (see? this is a video I took of some anonymous joe schmoe letting off fireworks in my parents town video one
Yet you can't drink til you are 21, ever smoke in public and your strippers can't dance within 10 feet of their patron (Laws that are in Ohio currently). At least we can still blow stuff up! Yay!
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