From the "Hey Y'all, Watch This!" Files!

I'm sitting in the office, and the door to my left, which leads to the laundry room, is closed. The only other door in or out of the laundry room is in the kitchen, and its locked.

I hear a scream...from the laundry room, and realize, hey, no one has walked my me to get in there..so I open the door, and what do I see?

My 4 year old son has opened the deep freeze, and licked one of the shelves in the freezer. Sticking his tongue to it. While my 3 year old daughter is pointing and laughing.

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. I swear to you.

All is well...minimal damage to the boy...MY nerves are shot on the other hand....but I'm now laughing my ass off about it.

[dagwood]

Gotta love little boys....and their sisters who will probably tease him about it until the day he dies.

[Midas]

Have the kids watch "A Christmas Story" come December.

Must be genetic.