02-26-2007, 04:38 PM
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4 Presidents get caught in a tornado
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ..
and off they whirled to the land of OZ
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."
"No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward, "Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped George Bush and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks
"Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
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