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Old 06-22-2007, 08:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This joke sums up how Aussies feel about New Zealanders (Kiwis)



Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack the Kiwi again.
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Old 06-22-2007, 08:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Heh heh heh
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Old 06-23-2007, 03:44 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I've heard this same joke but with the Kiwi smacking the Aussie
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I've heard this same joke but with the Kiwi smacking the Aussie
Reverse discrimination!
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Old 06-24-2007, 12:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Uhh...

I am beginning to see why Aussies don't like Kiwis...
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Uhh...

I am beginning to see why Aussies don't like Kiwis...
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