Politically Correct Terms For Males
He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
He does not hog the blankets, he is: Thermally unappreciative
He is not unsophisticated, he is: Socially malformed
He does not eat like a pig, he suffers from: Reverse bulimia
He is not a sex machine, he is: Romantically automated
He is not a male chauvinist pig, he has: Swine empathy
He is not quiet, he is a: Conversational minimalist
You do not undress him with your eyes, you have a: Introspective pornographic moment
He is not afraid of commitment, he is: Monogamously challenged
He does not have a fabulous rear end, he has achieved: Buttocks perfection
He does not get lost all the time, he discovers: Alternative destinations
He is not balding, he is in: follicle regression
You do not buy him a drink, you initiate an: Alcohol-For-Conversation exchange
You do not kiss him, you become: Facially conjoined
He is not a cradle robber, he prefers: Generationally differential relationships
He does not get falling down drunk, he becomes: Accidentally horizontal
He does not act like a total jerk He develops a: Case of rectal-cranial inversion
He is not short, he is: Anatomically compact
He does not have a rich father, he is a: Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion
He does not constantly talk about cars, he has a: Vehicular addiction
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