Santa answers the letters

OH how I WISH I could answer some of these letters like this...

Santa answered his letters...

Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer.
Yer Frend, Billy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawncare specialist.
How 'bout I send you a book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least he can spell!
Santa

Dear Santa,
I need more Pokemon cards please! All my friends have more Pokemon cards than me. Please see what you can do.
Love, Michelle

Dear Michelle,
It blows my mind. Kids are forcing their parents to buy hundreds of dollars worth of these stupid cards, and none of you kids are even learning to play the game. Let me get you something more your speed like Chutes and Ladders.
Santa

Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some GI Joe's, a dog, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis

Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays?
Santa

Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Love, Jessica

Dear Jessica,
You are that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do, I'm skipping your house...
Santa

Dear Santa,
I really, really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy

Timmy,
That whiny begging may work with your folks, but that doesn't fly up here.
You're getting a sweater again.
Santa

Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love, Marky

Mark,
Firstly, stop calling yourself "Marky," that's why you're getting your but whipped at school. Secondly, you don't live in a house, that's a low-rent apartment complex you're living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams!
Santa

[csme]

Lol!