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Old 01-28-2006, 02:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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So, what's your IQ?

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man says his IQ is 150, and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, string theory and nanotechnology.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, cars, and the latest movies.
Impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says, real slowly: "So.... gonna vote for the Republicans again next election?"

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Old 01-28-2006, 03:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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