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Pick a Prize
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up
leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around
his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft,
sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with
hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in
rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
covering the length all along the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears
running along the top shelf.
She found it strange for Gary to have such a large a collection of Teddy
bears, especially one that's so extensive, but doesn't mention this to him,
and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. All the while
thinking to herself "Oh my God! Maybe this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could father my children?" She turns to him. They kiss ... and
then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an
intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over, strokes his
chest and asks coyly.
"Well, how was it?
The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
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