A wish to Spite You Game! - Page 3

dagwood · 11-27-2005, 09:10 PM

**POOF**

It's warmer, you've moved to the sun.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

FussBudget · 12-02-2005, 04:34 PM

*poof*

Your tiredness abates because you are now one of the living dead, plagued forevermore to roam the streets and back alleys looking for poor unfortunate types that you can do 'orrible and perverted things to

But at least you aren't tired no more

I wish my secret santa thing would come heh heh

dagwood · 12-02-2005, 08:27 PM

**POOF**

Your secret Santa thing comes and it really is Santa's thing.

I wish it would snow.

Midas · 12-03-2005, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dagwood

I wish it would snow.

*POOF*

It snowed. Like 6 feet of snow. Knocked your power out and now you're freezing.

I wish there were more hours in my day.

FussBudget · 12-03-2005, 10:18 AM

*poof*

You now have 26 hours in every day, and you are expected to work every one of them

I wish I had a never-ending can of Coke

dagwood · 12-03-2005, 12:15 PM

**poof**

Here is your never ending can of coke. Drink fast, it goes flat in 5 minutes.

I wish I had new clothes.

mooster · 12-03-2005, 08:53 PM

*poof*

You have your new clothes - they were new for someone else, 20 years ago

I wish I could have a nice long holiday

Midas · 12-04-2005, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mooster

I wish I could have a nice long holiday

*POOF*

You now have a nice long holiday, but you have no money to spend.

I wish I were 40 pounds lighter.

12-06-2005, 03:39 PM

*poof*

Now you have no shoes, clothes, or bling bling. 40 pounds of clothes has just vanished.

I wish I hadnt thrown out my pine garland from last year. Grrrr.

FussBudget · 12-18-2005, 12:18 AM

*poof*

You wake up to find your neighbourhood covered three feet deep in pine garland, a-la a snowstorm, and your neighbours all pissed with you !

I wish I had air conditioning

dagwood · 12-18-2005, 04:27 PM

*poof*

You wake up at the North Pole with a whole in the roof. Instant, and cheap, air conditioning.

I wish my house was clean.

Midas · 12-25-2005, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dagwood

I wish my house was clean.

*POOF*

Your house is clean. Everything inside your house was piled up in the front yard.

I wish my dog would stay out of the pool.

FussBudget · 01-07-2006, 10:06 PM

*poof*

Your dog stays out of the pool because he has found a better place to release his fleas and scabies and loose skin, and to rub his bottom against - the contents of your underwear drawer

I wish my back would stop hurting

Jessica · 01-08-2006, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FussBudget

*poof*

Your dog stays out of the pool because he has found a better place to release his fleas and scabies and loose skin, and to rub his bottom against - the contents of your underwear drawer

I wish my back would stop hurting

Rep!

*poof*

Your back stops hurting due to a sexy sounding masseuse with soft, delicate hands. Unfortunately, when you turn around to see the "babe", it turns out to be Thomas in drag, channeling Marilyn Monroe's voice.

I wish for more sleep.

Rice_Cube · 01-08-2006, 03:54 AM

*Poof*

Rice starts dry humping you in his sleep.

I wish for more...uh...stuff.