A wish to Spite You Game! - Page 4

dagwood · 01-08-2006, 05:30 PM

**POOF**

A horse shows up and gives you more stuff.

I wish it would get warmer out.

Jessica · 01-09-2006, 08:40 PM

*poof*

Warmer weather is headed your way...in the form of an atomic bomb.

I wish I could lose weight again.

Rice_Cube · 01-15-2006, 01:43 PM

*poof*

Ebola and Leishmania eat away at your flesh.

I wish for cheaper gas.

Midas · 01-15-2006, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rice_Cube

I wish for cheaper gas.

*poof-san*

Jack In The Box lowers the price of it's Ultimate Cheeseburger to 99 cents.

I wish my laundry was finished.

dagwood · 01-15-2006, 06:59 PM

**poof**

Fire burns your laundry room taking with it all your laundry.

I wish someone would come shovel my driveway for me.

FussBudget · 01-21-2006, 10:46 PM

*poof*

Some kind samaritan does shovel your driveway. They shovel it into your bedroom...

I wish for world peace

Jessica · 01-22-2006, 04:51 PM

*poof*

A giant asteroid hits Earth and blows it apart, thus creating world piece(s).

I wish for more alcohol.

Bobby · 01-23-2006, 06:51 PM

Great idea

*poof*

Unfortunately, your water supply has been affected.

I wish I didn't have to work.

FussBudget · 01-24-2006, 10:31 PM

*poof*

You don't have to work ! As you are not working and presumably have no philanthropic relatives to look after you, you gradually grow accustomed to living under the remnants of a cardboard box as the wind chill factor reduces to to a quivering blob. Not that it stops the rats from gnawing at you

I wish that I were something I'm not

GRS · 01-25-2006, 01:34 AM

*Poof* You're now a woman.

Umm... I wish it were warmer.

Bobby · 01-25-2006, 07:30 AM

*Poof*

Welcome to the Sahara Desert.

I wish my place was more tidier.

FussBudget · 01-25-2006, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby

*Poof*

Welcome to the Sahara Desert.

I wish my place was more tidier.

*poof*

Tidier ! The elves came in and cleaned up all of Bobby's bad sentence construction

(Muwahahaaa)

I wish Australia was closer to everywhere else (or anywhere else for that matter!)

GRS · 01-25-2006, 07:31 PM

*Poof!*

Australia is now joined onto New Zealand (as part of a whole continent...)

I wish my life was way more interesting than it is now.

Bobby · 01-26-2006, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FussBudget

*poof*

Tidier ! The elves came in and cleaned up all of Bobby's bad sentence construction

(Muwahahaaa)

I wish Australia was closer to everywhere else (or anywhere else for that matter!)

LMAO!!! That makes me the most happier person ever.

As for Luke. It's got more interesting now . . . Leatherface has found out where you live.

I wish I could lose some weight.

FussBudget · 01-27-2006, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRS

*Poof!*

Australia is now joined onto New Zealand (as part of a whole continent...)
.

Oi !

We spent the last 4 million years secretly turning those underwater pneumatic jackscrews for nothing ? Waaaaah