A wish to Spite You Game!

[FussBudget]

Originally Posted by Bobby

I wish I could lose some weight.

*poof*

Your legs fall off.


I wish I had the strength of two men

[Bobby]

Originally Posted by FussBudget

*poof*

Your legs fall off.


I wish I had the strength of two men

*Poof*

Now you do . . . Dopey and Sneezy.

I wish I was a pop star.

[FussBudget]

Originally Posted by Bobby

I wish I was a pop star.

I wish you were too, you probably have more talent in your little finger than most of the crap masquerading as singers out there at present....

*poof*

You turn into a blend of Marilyn Manson, Boy George, Mama Cass and Joe Tex, all rolled into one


I wish I could turn the clock back

[Bobby]

Originally Posted by FussBudget

I wish you were too, you probably have more talent in your little finger than most of the crap masquerading as singers out there at present....

Thank you, Fuss. I have written some songs, got an idea of how the music goes in my head but am limited to my use with the keyboard - who knows, sometime in the future.

*poof*

You turn into a blend of Marilyn Manson, Boy George, Mama Cass and Joe Tex, all rolled into one

Lol. Just the way I like it.

I wish I could turn the clock back

*poof*

You have and say hello to 1914 . . .

I wish I had a car.

[Jessica]

Originally Posted by Bobby

I wish I had a car.

*poof*

You are suddenly hit in the face with a Hot Wheels car.

I wish I would get fired.

[Bobby]

Originally Posted by Jessica

*poof*

You are suddenly hit in the face with a Hot Wheels car.

I wish I would get fired.

*poof*

You do . . . from a cannon.

I wish I had more clothes.

[Jessica]

Originally Posted by Bobby

*poof*

You do . . . from a cannon.

I wish I had more clothes.

*poof*

Victoria's Secret lingerie suddenly contacts you about a shopping spree.

I wish for more money.

Originally Posted by Jessica

*poof*

Victoria's Secret lingerie suddenly contacts you about a shopping spree.

I wish for more money.

*POOF*

Enjoy your steamer trunk full of Monopoly money.

I wish Thom would start doing some sort of live show again.

He does...but it involves lots of flushing, and farting. With country music.



I wish someone ELSE in the house would do laundry.

[Midas]

Originally Posted by PaperGirl

I wish someone ELSE in the house would do laundry.

*POOF*

You have boo---er, you find your cat in a compromising position with the laundry.

I wish I had a piece of chocolate creme pie.

[Bobby]

Originally Posted by Midas

*POOF*

You have boo---er, you find your cat in a compromising position with the laundry.

I wish I had a piece of chocolate creme pie.

*Poof*

A clown gives you that chocolate creme pie - in the face.

I wish I could fly.

[ThunderVamp9]

*poof*
You are transformed into an eagle and fly supremely through the sky -- until you get sucked into a jet engine.

I wish thigs would look up just a little bit.

Originally Posted by ThunderVamp9

*poof*
You are transformed into an eagle and fly supremely through the sky -- until you get sucked into a jet engine.

I wish thigs would look up just a little bit.

*POOF*

A loud noise comes from the sky and every thig for miles looks up. I can't wait until it's thig season and I can shoot the little buggers again.

I wish Thom would start doing some sort of live show again.

[FussBudget]

*poof*

He does ! It's a live pole-dancing show which leaves nothing to the imagination and it's in your living room


I wish I could swim in the pool that the people next door are having put in, as I speak

[Bobby]

Originally Posted by FussBudget

*poof*
He does ! It's a live pole-dancing show which leaves nothing to the imagination and it's in your living room

Ha ha!

I wish I could swim in the pool that the people next door are having put in, as I speak

You do but it's too early and they haven't put water in it. You've gone to casualty for head injuries.