A wish to Spite You Game!

11-13-2005, 01:27 PM

Here is how to play! You post wishes! You reply to the wish above you with a method in which that wish comes true, but goes horribly wrong. Here is an example:

Someone posts....I wish I had a pony.

Someone elses grants their wish...although...

Your parents buy you a pony, but it is old and stinky... plus it is senile and bites you all the time... really hard too!
And the wish granter posts their wish.

Having said that...

I wish that my dog would stop chewing on everything.

ThunderVamp9 · 11-13-2005, 07:02 PM

*poof*
Your dog no longer chews on everything. But he now shits and pisses all over the house.

I wish I was rich.

dagwood · 11-13-2005, 07:55 PM

*poof* You're rich, but here comes the IRS.

I wish I had a new car

11-13-2005, 11:14 PM

You can have the new car...but the catch is that its one of those tiny little battery operated energy conservers. So you have to plug it in every 5 miles. Walking would be faster, cause the battery takes 3 hours to fully charge to drive another 5 miles.
And it wont fit your kids soccer gear.

I wish this damn heat would subside and actually begin to feel like November.

FussBudget · 11-14-2005, 05:05 AM

*poof*

Your damn heat does subside and it is replaced by a Queensland November which has more heat plus a shitload of humidity to go with it, and you can look forward to it being even hotter in the next three months

I wish I were taller (this should be good)

ThunderVamp9 · 11-14-2005, 12:09 PM

*poof*
You're now 6' 6" tall, and your muscular mass has toned to go with it.
But your penis has shrunk to the size of a raisin.

I wish I could travel around the world.

csme · 11-14-2005, 12:22 PM

*poof*

You travel the world with your trusty sidekick Don, but he's crazy, wants you to shave his back every 5 days, only eats fried chicken and calls his mother every night "just to check in with her".

I wish I was 125 lbs again.

ThunderVamp9 · 11-14-2005, 12:28 PM

*poof*

You're 125 lbs again. But in typical diet fashion, after a week, you gain all the excess weight back, plus another 100 lbs.

I wish I was a successful radio DJ with a syndicated show.

11-14-2005, 03:51 PM

*poof*

You are now a successful DJ...but your syndicated show is based out of Gatlin, Nebraska, and thats only because the Children of the Corn have kept you alive, so people wont think anything is wrong when they drive through the town. Oh, and your format was changed to fire and brimstone...no more 80s hair metal.

I wish I had a boat.

11-14-2005, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaperGirl

I wish I had a boat.

POOF! You have a boat. Enjoy your time on the Titanic. We'll give you ocean coordiantes later.

I wish I had finished college.

ThunderVamp9 · 11-14-2005, 06:47 PM

Ok....

*poof*

Welcome to Crsypy's life.

I wish I could have pizza every night and not get fat.

11-14-2005, 06:58 PM

Poof

Pizza every night. But theres no cheese, no meat, no crust. You're left with a pile of vegetables on a plate.

I wish my allergies would quit bothering me.

dagwood · 11-14-2005, 07:43 PM

*poof*
Your allergies are gone because your nose fell off.

I wish I was going on vacation.

Midas · 11-14-2005, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DunderVamp9

Ok....

*poof*

Welcome to Crsypy's life.

That collidge ejumacation did ya good on spelling, eh TV9?

Quote:

Originally Posted by dagwood

I wish I was going on vacation.

*poof*

You're going on vacation, but the place you're staying at has no indoor plumbing. Enjoy!

I wish I had hair on my head.

ThunderVamp9 · 11-14-2005, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midas

That collidge ejumacation did ya good on spelling, eh TV9?

No, lack of typing skills accounts for that. Remember, I don't look at the screen while I type. All the letters were correct, just a couple in the wrong order.

Now, for your wish....

*poof* you have hair on your head. Plus your face, back, chest, arms, stomach, everywhere. Lots and lots of it.
Say hello to Cousin It.

I wish I didn't have to work.