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Well I wasn't looking to "hook up" with anyone. And I was using the free trial to see what the big deal was with AOL. When the trial Expired, I went back to regular internet.
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I'll say #2 is the lie. #3 could just be a scratch ticket.
#3 is true. TV9 was right about that. I bought $5 worth of lottery scratch tickets for her and she won $50. Money well spent for me at the time
#2 is also true. I worked for a medical supply company that sold products that tested sterilizers to make sure they were running properly from 1994-1998 and went through a training class to get certified as a CSPT or whatever their acronym was for it at the time.
#4 is true; there was some local NC band called 9811 that recorded a song called "Café Five-O" back in the day.
#1. I once told a boss he was a fucking asshole and a cheap bastard in front of employees and clients
#2. I have survived 9 car accidents.
#3. I once sat on the door of a speeding car with only my right foot hooked under the dashboard and leaned out backwards so my head was skimming no more than an inch from the pavement.
#4. I once won $500 on a scratch ticket that my mother passed on buying when she was the customer ahead of me in line.
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"I’m not fat. I’m larger than life."
#1 - When got finished at MMD Computers in Florida (most awful computer company I've ever seen, if you live in Florida, stay away from them at all costs) my termination came about when my boss decided I wasn't working fast enough or charging enough for labor. We got into a yelling match in front of all the other employees and the customers where I not only called him those things, but also told each customer in the store about the shady practices he'd been using such as causing damage to people's PC's and then telling them the parts were defective and charging them for replacements.
#3 - This was done at over 85 MPH in a Nissan on Interstate 95 just south of Westbrook, ME. I was 18, like I figured anything would happen to me. Luckily the dashboard held.
#4 - My mother was in line in front of me buying her lunch. I told her she should buy a ticket. She thought it over, then changed her mind. She left. So I figured to hell with it, I'd buy it. She was gone by then in her own car on the way home. I stayed behind and scratched the ticket at the counter. It was one that was supposed to be like a slot machine display, with 6 chances to win. The 4th line showed "Bar" "Bar" "Bar." I stared at it for a minute and the girl behind the counter says "Did you win?" I looked up at her and said "I think I just won $500..." They verified it and I took my lunch out to my car and drove home. I walked in and mom was starting to eat. I waved the ticket at her and said "Well since you didn't want the ticket I figured I'd give it a shot and here I am $500 RICHER!!" She was pissed. At the time, $500 was the highest you could win on a scratch ticket in Maine.
#2 is the lie. I have only survived 8 accidents. So far...
My mother was driving for one, my father for another, and myself for 6 of them, including a roll-over that I walked away from without a scratch (no seat belt, either) and another that I hit my head on the door frame when it flipped on its side and knocked me out. No injury otherwise.
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"I’m not fat. I’m larger than life."
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