"Betty needs a new car seat"

03-10-2006, 01:25 PM

OK...this was sent to me through email, and damned if I didnt get a pretty good giggle out of it. Yes, I am easily amused.

Go to Google...type in "your name here needs" and search....dont forget the quotes.

1. traci needs to move to a dirty little steel town
2. traci needs to face reality and hire a better ghost writer and editor
3. traci needs a more permanent solution
4. traci needs help
5. traci needs to ?unclench?
6. traci needs to go start her day
7. traci needs needs to figure out what she wants
8. traci needs to integrate her Jekyll and Hyde sides.
9. traci needs to know how many mugs are out there
10. traci needs speaker info by March 15th

03-10-2006, 01:46 PM

1. Rob needs therapy (I doubt many of you would disagree.)
2. Rob needs a refresher as to the meaning of perjury. (Not really. I smrt.)
3. Rob needs to get serious about living the Bible.
4. Rob needs your support and donations. (And I'll get you an address if you're donating)
5. Rob needs to keep his eye on the prize, and that does not mean Jill/Jane. (No, it means bacon!)
6. Rob needs to move his legs and he prefers to do such with a lady dance partner in his arms. (Damn straight!)
7. Rob needs more volunteers. (Yeah for #4 on the list.)
8. Rob needs to follow up. (So here comes #9)
9. Rob needs to know who the delegates will be to the convention. (Or else!)
10. Rob needs to spend less time in the Matrix. (Don't we all...don't we all...)

03-10-2006, 01:55 PM

One I didnt share....

"TRACI needs to stop contradicting herself...either she's BI or LES"

03-10-2006, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaperGirl

One I didnt share....

"TRACI needs to stop contradicting herself...either she's BI or LES"

So which is it?

csme · 03-10-2006, 03:30 PM

Cathy needs a wheelchair
Cathy needs to stop feeling like a victim and take responsibility
Cathy needs a baby! Cathy needs a baby! (NO SHE DOES NOT!)
Cathy needs no introduction

That's all I could get before I got "Blocked and Logged" at work.

Jessica · 03-10-2006, 03:55 PM

1. Jessica needs advice. (no I don't)
2. Jessica Needs Coffee. (yes I do)
3. Jessica needs a bit of time off by herself to process things.
4. Jessica needs fake titties.

5. Jessica needs to come to reality and face her issues.
6. Jessica Needs Healing.
7. Jessica needs to rethink her position on doing adult films.

8. Jessica needs to get over herself because the world DOESN'T revolve around her, no matter what she may think. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
9. Jessica needs to kill whoever dressed her.
10. Jessica needs a nice romance that is free of angst.

03-10-2006, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessica

1. Jessica needs advice. (no I don't)
2. Jessica Needs Coffee. (yes I do)
3. Jessica needs a bit of time off by herself to process things.
4. Jessica needs fake titties.

5. Jessica needs to come to reality and face her issues.
6. Jessica Needs Healing.
7. Jessica needs to rethink her position on doing adult films.

8. Jessica needs to get over herself because the world DOESN'T revolve around her, no matter what she may think. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
9. Jessica needs to kill whoever dressed her.
10. Jessica needs a nice romance that is free of angst.

You know, if you take care of #4, I'll bet #7 becomes a lot easier.

Midas · 03-10-2006, 07:55 PM

1. Patrick needs to change style.

2. Patrick Needs You! (TO TUNE IN TO FUSION TONIGHT!

)
3. Patrick needs a friend right now, and I can't see anyone more qualified than you. (which is an elaboration on #2)
4. Patrick needs your help in acquiring penicillin. (shhh!)
5. Patrick needs more protection. (I'll just say it. ON HIS HEAD!

)
6. Patrick needs a very patient family who can provide consistency and structure.
7. Patrick needs to take a closer look at how the Penguins are doing their business. (I should really be doing that more often)
8. Patrick needs support. (For FUSION! TONIGHT on Renegade Retro)
9. Patrick needs to get out there and rise his profile in a major way.
10. Patrick needs to idenmtify himself with a few issues and positions that are the opposite of what one would expect from a progressive.

03-10-2006, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midas

9. Patrick needs to get out there and rise his profile in a major way.
10. Patrick needs to idenmtify himself with a few issues and positions that are the opposite of what one would expect from a progressive.

Rise, not raise? Idenmtify? Did Traci type those last two?