Baker's Dozen Game!

Apparently, we've been having some good dates so we haven't had to make excuses to get out of them... (trying to revive the game)

13 excuses to use to get out of a bad date

1. That was my husband on the phone. He wants to know what time you're bringing me home.
2. Sorry that was my rabbit on the phone, I need to go home and wash my hare.
3. My kids wanna know if you'll be their new daddy.
4. Gots 2 go; I have another date in 20 minutes.
5. Here, put this mask on and hold this gun like this...
6. With the price of gas being $3.35 a gallon, all we can afford to do for entertainment is sit in this garage (with the door closed) for only a few minutes...I hope you don't mind.

I'm adding two and bending the rules. Sue me.

13 excuses to use to get out of a bad date

1. That was my husband on the phone. He wants to know what time you're bringing me home.
2. Sorry that was my rabbit on the phone, I need to go home and wash my hare.
3. My kids wanna know if you'll be their new daddy.
4. Gots 2 go; I have another date in 20 minutes.
5. Here, put this mask on and hold this gun like this...
6. With the price of gas being $3.35 a gallon, all we can afford to do for entertainment is sit in this garage (with the door closed) for only a few minutes...I hope you don't mind.
7. I'm sorry but I just learned you've already slept with Midas and I have some dignity.
8. I'd like to talk to you about Jesus and my church for a few hours.

[Midas]

Originally Posted by NewRomantic

7. I'm sorry but I just learned you've already slept with Midas and I have some dignity.

I'm suing! I'm not that much of a whore...anymore...

13 excuses to use to get out of a bad date

1. That was my husband on the phone. He wants to know what time you're bringing me home.
2. Sorry that was my rabbit on the phone, I need to go home and wash my hare.
3. My kids wanna know if you'll be their new daddy.
4. Gots 2 go; I have another date in 20 minutes.
5. Here, put this mask on and hold this gun like this...
6. With the price of gas being $3.35 a gallon, all we can afford to do for entertainment is sit in this garage (with the door closed) for only a few minutes...I hope you don't mind.
[I]7. I'm sorry but I just learned you've already slept with Midas and I have some dignity.
8. I'd like to talk to you about Jesus and my church for a few hours.
9. Wanna come over my house and play Wii Fit?