As we've discussed, *I* care.

I was just on the other side of the state at one of the worst amusement parks I've ever had the misfortune of entering. Believe me, I'd have rather been home listening to your show.
And even though we have to go up north next Sunday morning, I promise that I'll be here for the show on the 30th. Really. But only if you promise not to play any Bulletboys this time around. Those guys were the Ed McMahon of hair metal.