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Originally Posted by PaperGirl
What could you be doing on NYE that you have to be away for more than 8 minutes?
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First of all, I'M the one on NYE, not Patrick. Dork. Second of all, I can answer that question. What could take over eight minutes?
1. A really quality satisfying dump...one that borders on mystical.
2. Baking mozzarella sticks.
3. Smoking a huge bong-load of kind bud. (This really applies to THOMAS, though.)
4. Vomiting up huge quantities of alcohol into a trashcan like a certain Asian mod that can't hold his liquor. Passing out and being DRAGGED BODILY AWAY FROM THE BAR also qualifies here. *THUD*
5. Practicing making more kids. DUH. It's frickin' New Year's Eve! Everyone should get laid on New Year's Eve. Well, OK, ALMOST everyone. I can think of a few people that should never even come close to accidentally reproducing.
And there you have it.