Not content with manties and moobs, men now have....
THE MANTYHOSE!!!!!
Hey, if y'all want the aggravation of having to pull these things on and off and pull them out of your butt crack, go for it.
I also had to add this link
http://www.comfilon.com/ (the manufacturer of the mantyhose) because I seriously laughed at the disclaimer. Scroll to the bottom of the page.