I'm sure some of them are made up, but there are quite a few gems in there. Not as good as
F My Life, but a nice way to kill the time.
Texts From Last Night
Some of my favorites (the number in parentheses denotes area code):
(907): I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
(402): lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
(1-402): IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
(850): TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
(407): i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
(661): Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
(831): Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
(226): forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
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